Posts tagged live blogging reading
Plan B: Become a Pirate
Because that's what you do when all else fails
I wanted to send my boss this gif as my ‘comments’ on last night’s script. It was so bad that I think overshot rage and went straight to just numb and stupefied.
(Source: smallnartless)
Seriously how I feel about good actors taking parts in these shitty scripts.
“It’s rare to see someone make this kind of film” — Yeah, cause it SUCKS ASS.
(Source: mas-que-puxa)
Not one to watch with the parents then?
This is not appropriate viewing for HUMANITY.
What not to have on PAGE TWO (or any page)
SUPER SLOW MOTION: Close on Jack’s (17) orgasmic face. Ten seconds of pure ecstasy SUPER SLOWED DOWN TO NINETY SECONDS.
CREDITS ROLL over Jack’s slow motion orgasmic expression. They conclude at the very end of the orgasm.
Who the fuck wants to see some teen guy’s cum face for NINETY seconds?
What is wrong with you.
This script. I cannot even.
I cannot.
It had a great premise and my mistake was reading it without looking at genre or log line. Cause when the INSANE shit started, I was like whaaaat. Oh sci-fi, why are you so CRAZY.
(Source: godiseven)
So I’m reading a script and this happens:
At the top of the stairs, Genevieve discovers the back side of the castle, completely smashed open. She leans out over the abyss.
GENEVIEVE
(whispering)
AH hahhh! OH hohhh! EH hehhh!Her whispers resound in the chasm…
I won’t even comment. I’ll just show you my friend’s reaction:
“lol omfg
it’s like an orgasm.”
How I feel right now. Literally same story I’ve read a thousand times before. Whyyyyy. -snore-
mmm, i luv eating my cereal in bowels.
Do not rely on spellcheck
Because sometimes you spelled it right. You just got the word wrong.
In the script I just got, written by the son of a famous artsy director:
“Adam pours two glasses of orange juice and puts two boxes of cereal, two bowels and two spoons on the table.”
I dunno about you, but I ain’t hungry anymore.
