January 2011
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“I don’t like to see sad people. Go to the bathroom.”
– Rupert Everett, “Wild Target”
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The Case of the Crimson Kiss
Currently reading: “The Case of the Crimson Kiss” by Erle Stanley Gardner.
Erle’s a pretty damn good writer, he runs long for a short story but Perry Mason is a great character that you follow along side by side with. Am I the only one shipping him and Della Street together? Highly recommend it.
Is it just me or would Cary Grant have made an incredible Perry Mason..?
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“You people are the worst fucking bereaved I have ever seen in my life!”
– Edward Herrmann, “The Six Wives of Henry Lefay”
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“Oh I like laughing. It’s such a nice experience to laugh!”
– Sacha Baron Cohen, “Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa”
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Fancy pants
I’m not a huge fan of technology and I think most of the products out on the market today are crap. An ipad? Really? Name one benefit as opposed to a laptop. Stop making shit up and telling people they need it. They don’t. We lived this long without your new fangled craptraption, so obviously it’s not a necessity.
I did however score a sweet new phone today with a keypad...
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Life's Secrets #48
Interviewer: You're 86 years old. You smoke 10 cigars a day, drink 5 martinis a day, surround yourself with beautiful women. What does your doctor say about all this?
George Burns: My doctor is dead.
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“Don’t ruin my story with your -logic-!”
– Nathan Fillion, “Castle”
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Don't worry. I'm a writer.
Writing is the most mind-frazzling experience in the world. Shut up, it’s a word. You just flip out and it’s like having a spaz attack but it’s permanent. So if you see me on the street and I look like this:
Fear not! I’m not having a seizure, I’m just a writer.
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“I kissed Bella. And she broke her hand. Punching my face.”
– Taylor Lautner, “Twilight: Eclipse”